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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 425

Teenage PDA warning

By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 689

You deserved it 6 822

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 538

By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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You deserved it 6 597

Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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You deserved it 22 283

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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You deserved it 4 474

By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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You deserved it 42 159

Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 38 448

Prankster

By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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You deserved it 5 885

taycandy96 2

Friday 5 February 2010 23:05

omg....that mustve been akward...I wonder how daddy acted

slice_of_fried_g 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:50

a blaw jab?

Comments

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:35

The only question is... were you in the guys' locker room or the girls'??

neon_shoes 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:42

That's what I was woundering. They should have gone in the girls because then he (hopefully) wouldn't be in their.

Johnnieeeeee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:41

fake.

XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:28

why is it fake?

containsnosoy 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:55

You could say that for every FML, which may be why it's against the rules to do just that. (http://www.fmylife.com/comments/rules)

cam007_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:51

For real dude, drive to school. When I skip, I go to the truck. And so does my female companion.

TropicalTulipz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:22

ewww awkward..... You're SUSPENDED!

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:53

Looks like she has no principles. Irony?

Sinisin2010 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:55

That was the worst comment I've ever seen on FMylife and there are a lot of dumb ones out there! And I'd say this only benefits him, if he ever gets in trouble when he goes to the principals office he can use it as blackmail and tell the principal if he doesn't get out of trouble then he will spread rumors of his daughter! The cup is always half full!

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:01

Dude, calm down! I said the girl had no princiPLEs because it was her dad that was the princiPAL. I wasn't trying to be sexist -- if it were his dad, I'd have said he was the one with no princiPLEs. Just for your overreaction, I'm going to root for the Saints on Sunday. If the Colts can end each quarter with a score that ends in a 4 or a 7, they might earn some redemption in my book. Otherwise, I will hate them and it will all be your fault!

Sinisin2010 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:46

LOL what? You take these comments that seriously to tell me to calm down. Now that is funny.

jakeidk 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:05

ydi for dating principals daughter dumbass

samantha_durano 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:23

haha:)

Kr3tS22 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:46

whoever wrote that this guy deserved it is seriously ****** up... I kno ur pain bro.. YLS

RaphX 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:30

You got caught making out...YLIA.

JS000 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:42

The principal just doesn't "happen to be" her dad. It's something you already knew and that was another good reason not to make out in school. Besides, it's gross. No one wants to see that. Just wait until you have some privacy.