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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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Prankster

By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 23:05

omg....that mustve been akward...I wonder how daddy acted

slice_of_fried_g 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:50

a blaw jab?

Comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 5 February 2010 23:21

Well, it's not like the dad/principal didn't know already (unless you were both hiding your relationship from him). I highly doubt you'll get expelled or suspended just for kissing. Principals aren't allowed to do that (most schools only give a detention for kissing) despite how personally it affects them.

vaebouria 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 10:46

#13 yes that makes since if it was some ordinary random principal. since it happened to be her DAD, shit can happen, trust me.

glen12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:32

in my school u would most likely to b expelled

hope20 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:22

sounds like you should go to a diffrent school

ConradKay 13

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:56

Detention for kissing?! In my school, kids kiss all the time, and nothing happens.

EllyH 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:22

ooooh you're in trouble now!!! :)

ApplePieHead 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:22

Woops, say you fell on her face

ibrett93 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:25

I bet you got that ass beat, huh?

p00nhandler 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:26

**** all the negitive comments, give the man props for puting it to the principals daughter! it's kinda like a big finger to the man too! **** yeah dude....