By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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mightybrit 6

I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha

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AbbyRocksYourSoc 3

Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.

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Comments

iFizzgig 11

Hey honey don't look now but I'm changing my tampon, hope your ok with that. I'm gonna run my fingers through your hair and fix your breakfast later ;)

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b3tazoid 5

Dude! ****! Some of us were trying to eat lunch!

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what_ever2007 11

lol! ....Maybe a good way to diet?? :P

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chrissyxoxokk 5

You wash your hands after. Every women knows that. Dumbass

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lowie89 7

I've been married for 3 years and I would never do that in front of my hubby.. Gross! Something's should be done alone in the bathroom

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MsSoulReaper 27

That's nasty. Talk to her about it! But on the brightside, she's comfortable with you.

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SkoomaKi 27

Just don't give eye contact and you'll be fine. Look on the bright side, she ain't on her period ;D

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

17, you do know what tampons are for right?

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SkoomaKi 27

#58 - I am aware what they are for, I'm having a dumb moment... Ignore me, I'm half asleep -.-

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Dracoboxer357 35

69- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder and points you towards the coffee machine.* Wakey wakey! ;)

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syguerra 0

its not that serious. if she thinks your at that point in the relationship to do that then u should be at the point of growing up

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what_ever2007 11

Good point, imo!

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12dcevin 5

I don't care how mature you are, it is still ******* disgusting to see someone take a tampon out, probably covered in blood. It is her who needs to grow up and learn her manners around others.

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NoReservations 9

Don't watch your wife give birth. It's on a complete other level.

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bettyloohoo 0

How is bleeding from your arm and your girlfriend wiping in off less disgusting than just seeing blood on a tampon?? It's not that bad. Men should grow the **** up. How would they like this happening to them and then others telling them how dirty and gross you are? This allows for a child to be born.

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what_ever2007 11

bettyloohoo -- good points! Last time I checked, people generally don't want to feel gross, disgusting, and unwanted...and I don't think ANYONE should have to feel that way just because something NATURAL is happening to them. It's not like we can control the "gross" things our bodies do. Some people have lots of growing up to do, and come to accept the natural stuff that happens to everyone.

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mayyberry 4

There is never an appropriate stage in a relationship for that!

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_overandout_ 10

From women everywhere: we are so sorry that you had that unfortunate experience. Most of us - the sane ones, at least - would never dream of doing something like that :/

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what_ever2007 11

I'm not sorry. My husband has no problem with my period, and I don't feel the need to hide the fact that I have a period.

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ManInTheMachine 19

This isn't a case of him bitching about her period. This is a case of OP's girlfriend removing a used tampon and inserting another one, in front of him. Some things are better done in private.

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what_ever2007 11

I understand that

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what_ever2007 11

haha...I find it funny I got rated down for saying I understand that lol. Is understanding a bad thing? :P

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NoReservations 9

Why is it so traumatizing? OP knows she has a period, he knows there will be blood, he knows tampons have to be inserted and removed. (I hope to god he doesn't think that they don't just magically appear in there, and that they just magically shoot out.)

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MallowCakes 2

This. Why the hell is this such a big problem? Is everyone on this page like 14 or something? I've been with my husband for 8 years and this wouldn't bother either of us in the least and the fact that it would bother somebody boggles my mind. And ******** in the same room? So? IF you plan on being with someone for the rest of your life... you don't think your bathroom schedules are going to coincide? You're all immature as hell. Sorry.

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catatonicsleep 17

you change your tampon whilst sat on the toilet, all he would see is her unwrapping a new one not it actually going in...

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yoshikatshomoto 2

Haha almost equal to farting in same room no?

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challan 19

Op... Sorry man, that's just wrong. Try shaving your butt crack or chewing off your own fungus infested toe nails in front of her. Ladies- no, just no! Didn't your momma raise you right?

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Davick 0

I don't care how close you get in a relationship that's gross!

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