By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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danielshale 3

you've had a girlfriend for three years and you're still a virgin? I don't blame her for ******* someone else - YDI for not putting out

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johnnybagodonuts 2

3 goddamn years and you're still a virgin??? I'm surprised you haven't been ****** yet cause you're the biggest pussy ever

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kwan_wendy 9

Not having sex in 3yrs that is good keep it up. I will definitely b ur gf if I know u. as for ur gf I think u have to dump her

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a_nutritionist 10

...so its pretty easy to be with you then, simply abstain from sex and youre the perfect guy. isnt that the same as dating someone for the sex...?

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emtyler 1

you have been in a relationship for 3 years with no sex????

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genius_out_front 0

OP, don't listen to everyone telling you to dump her. Tap that for nine months, THEN dump her. Go for it. It's not like you're going to get her pregnant.

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xxMichaxx 0

Bahahahahaha damn!! :)

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Zomg_Okay 26

All the people saying he's a pussy or whatever for not having sex with her is a moron. We don't know OP - he could have been brought up to be against sex before marriage, etc.

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kduubb 7

look on the brightside... at least fursure you kno tht its not your bby

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blackvyper 8

DNA test is out of the question then.

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