By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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timalfrey311 0

just be thankful it's not ur kid...now your free and clear

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murphdarkly 13

How do you maintain a 3 year relationship and not have sex?

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cheerleader1011 0

it's kinda like glee...

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utvols11 0

what? ohhh now i get it. ouch.

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Bootrick 11

God must have done it. Hey man, god likes virgins. I am sure god knocked your girl up too.

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gabe2014 0

she possibly still is a virgin too. maybe she wanted a kid and decided to go to one of those clinics to get sperm injected. maybe she never had sex with someone else. you never know

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Daniruu 4

Makes me wonder why girls even f*cking cheat. This is what a ***** is for.

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CRiiSPY_fml 0

3 years and your still a virgin... I'm gonna say ydi for that... :L

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kraine0712 2

It's crazy but if that was a girl wanting to wait 3 years no one would bring up the waiting. Everyone would say he is a dog. just take that into account also. Double standards??? Yeah I thought so.

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