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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 11 764

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 101

You deserved it 1 286

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 895

You deserved it 8 514

By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 398

You deserved it 277

By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 087

You deserved it 2 594

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 551

You deserved it 5 435

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 611

You deserved it 4 270

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 717

You deserved it 3 659

By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 207

You deserved it 231

Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 535

You deserved it 10 187

MrHughJass 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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KristineM95 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:51

if he hasn't gave it to her and they've been together for six years apparently she wasn't that special too begin with..

KristineM95 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:54

oops I meant three. :)

GP_22 1

Friday 8 July 2011 20:49

You forgot 'ex'.

jbsington 8

Friday 8 July 2011 21:17

Immaculate conception?

bluemoongirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 22:14

u havent had sex the whole 3 years!?!!!?!! is there something wrong with your pee pee?!?

money127 4

Friday 8 July 2011 22:32

the cheating bitch

Nguyenydapooh 5

Friday 8 July 2011 23:07

After 3 years no love making, of course this was going to happen.

horrorfreak79nj 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:11

Hopefully you've learned a valuable lesson , and realized that you brought this on yourself.

timalfrey311 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:13

agree with matt....leave her sorry ass

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 8 July 2011 23:17

YDI for expecting her to hold out for three years. Three dates is more like it.

SneakherHead 5

Friday 8 July 2011 23:17

So Mary was pregnant and Joseph didn't even have sex with her

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Today, I spent an entire hour talking to someone at a party. I was feeling a real connection, only to find out halfway through the conversation that she wasn’t actually a guest, she was the caterer who just happened to be really nice. FML

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You deserved it 192

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 577

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Today, I'm having an existential crisis. I don't what the future holds, I'm overthinking and stressing about things I could've controlled. Now I'm having a breakdown and I've got a test tomorrow and I have to take a bath, but all my lazy ass does is worry but never actually do the fucking work. FML

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You deserved it 509

Today, I forgot to pick up my grandmother at the train station. My mother was livid. My father, moved, told me, “for the first time in my life, I’m proud of you.” FML

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You deserved it 720

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 579

You deserved it 9 255

Today, my best friend rang me to complain about having to pay childcare fees when she's still working from home. She doesn't understand why I couldn't sympathize with what she was going through. Clearly she forgot I'm a childcare worker who would like to be paid for the work I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 879

You deserved it 198

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 628

You deserved it 2 728

Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 232

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