By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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freakguy455 0

Maybe you should have step up to the plate..

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marinaim 17

Well she obviously /wanted/ the sex, so I can't really see the problem. Whatever your 'morals' were, she wasn't happy, did something about it and it turned out badly. Sure she cheated, and she should've just broken up with you, but you weren't satisfying her obviously.

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rubberbullets 0

She got pregnant form sitting on the toilet seat you jerked off onto i knew it!

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JesterMarcus 0

And how is this a surprise? Three years and you two still haven't done it? What do you expect?

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gatiekatie 0

YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER 3 YEARS AND HAVEN'T HAD SEX?! HOLLY CRAP, How old are you?

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iPunchedBigFoot 5

Sry bro. Can't imagine how you feel. But respectable that you went 3 years without it.

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