By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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rabbittboi 18

I dated a girl two years without having sex with HER. I was young and just didn't tell her I was gay, and I needed a "beard" to fool the parents.

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LJR589 0

3 years in a relationship and your still a virgin?. Obviously she wasn't holding out. Maybe you should have tried a little harder to get it, or she just didn't want to do it with you. sucks for you either way...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What if they made a promise not to do anything sexual until marriage? Why would he have tried a little harder to get some in that case?

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XoXoLOVEBUGxOxO 5

You are.................NOT the father!

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lethal_judgement 1

she had to get some petercillen somewhere bro

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TessaBella 5

well then there you go. I can't blame her; she was obviously bored.

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The_Darth_Wabbit 3

then you pull out an engagment ring, look at it, then lie, "now i know the other girl is more faithful. buh bye." FYL

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bigdaddy907 0

1. holy shit 3 years an you guys never had sex? 2. get rid of the *****, let the other guy deal with raising it and it's child support. get away now while you still can and for christ sakes dont be an idiot and stay with her or put your signature on a birth certificate!!!!!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Dude... run. FYL.

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