By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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yeamate 0

maybe it's the second coming of Jesus

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TheNewGuy03 28

yes, yes, the second *coming*. |the kid|

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dayrin7 4

just because they had three years of dating dont mean they had to have sex. my parents didnt want to have sex until marriage and after 4 years of dating they got married. i couldnt do 4 years, or 3 not even 1 lol but some people out there can. so dont worry you'll find someone out there who thinks like you and forget about that bitch obvs she aint worth it.

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marinaim 17

well she obviously /did/ want to have sex..

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a_nutritionist 10

"so dont worry you'll find someone out there who thinks like you" perhaps, but by limiting yourself to ONLY people who wait until marriage youve effectively cut out 3/4 of the population. its hard enough finding someone you want to be with the rest of your life without limiting it to a handful of people who you have no way of identifying.

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pappuyaer 0

not only u r a virgin but also dumb ass idiot, who keeps a girlfriend for 3 years without sex? are you sure that you even have a peepee stick ?

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kraine0712 2

And stupid. That's why this individual refers to a penis as a 'peepee stick'.

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byronvance 0

im sure she knows it lol well if u love her does it matter

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mrtoothpick 11

Tell that bitch to get up out yo kitchen!

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scdragon 0

yeah why no sex in three years? but it's not your kid, not your problem, and if she tries to say it is. just ask for a DNA test

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bailey80 3

after having a relationship for 3years I literally think you are doing something wrong..

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2ndSucks 15

I guess she couldn't wait. You can do better I'm sure.

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sparxva 12

Dump the cheater and move on. Be glad you realized she is cheating on you before you got married or you could be getting divorced and paying child support.

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