Love the drawing style, it's very...rustic looking. However, the artist's rendition was anticlimactic to put it nicely. The FML was so open-ended with "Elvis was very angry" and all he does is ralph? How boring!

why did you feel the need to post that... its just annoying

Ummm....I'm not really sure where everyone has assumed he got scratched....He never said he did..He just said Elvis was mad. People assumed Elvis scratched him because of the first poster nonchalantly saying that scratches heal quickly, to which many responded with valid opposing examples. I say it sucks that they landed on the act, though I think the cat had more right to complain than the humans do in this instance. I can understand closing your eyes while kissing, but if you trying to move at the same time, you need to either keep your eyes open or break the kiss.

*gasp* POOR KITTY! You idiot! LOL JK. I hate cats... Still though, FYL

what kind of a cat says "Mrow" and "Hork"? Come on Box! lol.

should have made the cat look like elvis more.

boring illustration. the cat seems bored, not angry. and the Fml is stupid too.

i got a nasty scratch on my breast. (right on the nipple!) it went threw my shirt. now there's a scar. ughhh D: stupid cat.

All cats are pieces of shit. To truly give a cat what it deserves one must put it in a bag and sling it into the ocean. I used to have cats. They would bring things into the house, like birds, then gut them on the carpet. The only thing that I found amusing is when my parents would beat them and shove their nose into the animal guts. They can get pretty damn loud when the shit is getting beaten out of them. Does that count for animal abuse?

I ****** hate cats.