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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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fuck_face 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL! I'm sorry, that just made me laugh. : D I hope you didn't get and really serious scratches on your back. Bet it ruined the mood a bit though.

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beemerman54 0

Let me guess, after you got up, Elvis left the building? lol

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kelsey_LYNN 0

Poor cat; he's probably thinking his owner brought home another asshole. :]

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GreatAwakening 0

Well, that sucks. Unless she offered to play the part of the nurse that heals your scratches afterwords? Watch out next time.

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MrSurferDude 0

Maybe elvis was just jelious of that guy with girl.... :P

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divineinstrument 2

Yeah I have to agree too. It's annoying when the art is good (which is obviously the hardest part), and then decide to do something stupid with the comic.

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shankzilla 0

i was expecting to see furious kitty fight in the comic. i am disappointed.

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Kylias 6

The illustration is rather anticlimactic... :

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