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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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aidsgiver247 0

Harry potter was the biggest pile of ..monstrosity i have ever seen. Harry didn't die of AIDS like so many of you OPs are bound to do.

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b_shizzle 0

wtf does Harry Potter have to do with this?

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Crisi_09 0

Yah, What does Harry Potter have to do with this? Kinda weird...

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cheer_leader247 0

lol "aidsgiver247" lol

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redblueviolet 0

"Troll... in the dungeons... thought you ought to know. -faints-" -Professor Quirell Yeah, I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter. What's it to ya? XD

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Haha the illustration is like a children's book.

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OMIGODNOWAI 0

should've watched where you were going. the drawings cute.

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unluckydavid 0

This illustration is meh, the condoms one was much better

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skiz_fml 0

You can have Banana

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rayrayy_fml 0

I hade buhnama.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

The illustration is adorable, I love how the cat was drawn, but the artist's storytelling skills are lacking, as they could have made it all so much funnier if they had stuck to the story and shown angry Elvis and all on the spot. The revenge puke was not in the original FML and was rather anticlimatic. I was expecting to see him claw them. XD)

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Crisi_09 0

Bahahahaha. That sux... But like what #107 said, I was expecting to see the cat clawing instead of puking... But Kool comic :]

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ForestFire0 1

I agree about the comic. "Revenge Puke"? That's pretty sad. and worse, the story clearly did not end with the cat running away and puking

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lacey_123 1

aw that sucks for elvis. he was probly scared by that. i feel bad for the cat. you on the other hand, not so much.

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i2osie 0

I have scars where a cat attacked my nose when I was younger, cats seem cute and cuddly but they can be very vengeful. . .

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