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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 96

Top comments

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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"KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD" i love that part

jeswray 0

Today, while at the mall I was goin down the elscelator when I see my best guy friend, I then run down to jump on his back, I tripped... Ran into him and broke his nose, it wasnt my friend, FML

How about you work on your grammar, spelling, and everything else. Then submit it properly instead of tacking it onto an existing FML like a tard =)

I only like this because it's from box brown.

People like you are the reason Justin Timberlake's still on the radio. The illustration followed the exact words of the FML, boring.

snavula 0

Not really, the illustration implies that the cat puked on the OP. It would seem that the OP got lots of scratches and bites instead.

I also think the illustration's style is boring. My favourite is the sexual harassment one :P

I dislike the illustration. The "FML" isn't even that bad.

xxxradajamaajxxx 0

the FML was good. but why did the exact words of the FML have to be in the drawing?

Because people were complaining about the previous illustrations deviating too much from the FML. I guess the artist was just playing it safe.

I get scratched by my cats all the time. They last about a day. The nastier ones maybe a week, max.

I'm calling shenanigans.... I have a scar from my cat who scratched inside my arm 7 years ago. I also have one from another cat of mine in my elbow from when I gave her a bath, 4 years ago... They don't always go away that fast.

lab2lb 0

revenge puke is lame. who the hell cares if the cat puked? it didn't..

rooooofl, 'elvis was very angry' made me giggle. but thats about it. mediocre FML, shitty illustration.

the illustration is good but I was under the impression it ended with the cat clawing the OP not puking.