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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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JJ_TheJetPlane 0

FYL for everyone dissing your sandwitch choice over the fact your girlfriend dumped you... *pats back*

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poeticvibez07 0

1 did you pay for the sandwich by the time she broke up with you 2 if you paid for it already you should have mollywopped her with it

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somename1223132 5

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmham subway eat fresh or something like that

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alexthecutie 0

are people today so stupid they can't use proper grammar

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raisonbread 0

at least she didn't make you pay for her half

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rds029 0

i guess she just didnt want your 5 dollar footlong

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leogecko32 0

she didn't break up with you OVER a 12" ham sub she broke up with you for someone ELSES 12" ham sub, * wink, wink*

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theguitarist93 4

That's an interesting way of ending a relationship.

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