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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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HomieJxx3 0

80- that was mean. funny but mean! i'm sorry that happened to you man :(

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TuRDMaN 0

This isn't the first FML I've read about breakups at Subway. I'm never ever going to Subway with my girlfriend.

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Socrates_fml 0

DAMN!! By the way, next time, please use proper grammar.

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stupid_ass_peopl 0

did you steal her sandwich last time? sorry, FYL indeed. What a bitchy thing to do

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_karina_ 0

wow what a fucken bitch and in public too.. i hope you dumped her

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blooxxkrazi 0

Aww that's so sad !! :( She's not worth your time/energy/whatever

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ecox45 0

This should be on a "now what" commercial. Then at the end it says "******"

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XxHeartBrokenxX 0

O_o god.. That sucks. Really why do people end it like that?

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supkid202 0

okay most of you people don't seem to get that FML because you all are...well at least at the beginning were discussing the kind of sandwich as if that really mattered. but OP that does suck...im really sorry bout it. just move on with your life

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