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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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anniesaysbueno 0

i had a 12 inch ham sub today too! mine was delish and it did not have the after taste of break up.

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buzzy_fml 0

I reckon we need a separate section: "breaking up over a sub". That's the second or third story I've read in a similar vein. OP: bummer. Hope the Sub was tasty though.

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that_guy_you_are 0

Take the hint. Grow 12 inches and stop whining.

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anatomize 0

Women are generally shallow enough to do this. Sorry man!

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RuralNinja 0

I hope you drove her there, that way you could have walked out and left her ass.

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Persisted 0

@#87 G R A M M A R No E. I'm not grammar Nazi but seriously, wow. By the way, caps lock. Anyway, not a really good choice for a breakup location. Sorry.

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