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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By DMitch - 15/05/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:08

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

hsdffk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:07

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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Stunt_fml 5

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:55

Repeat? Story just like this involved a husband and wife, wife divorcing him last month or so... come on moderators, diversity!

twilighter_644 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:16

what's up with everybody getting dumped over subs? i agree with 12

Atropos_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:28

I thought the same thing as #12. The other guy's was worse but at least his (ex)wife bought him the sub.

HellEnvenom 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:32

#12 is right, this FML is way too similar from the one with the wife buying a turkey sandwich and breaking up with her husband.

sbarre1 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:33

I swear this is a repost... >.>

sevich 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:43

At least she didn't make you pay for it I guess I agree with #10... chicken fillet all the way

wh0regasm 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:50

aw dude im sorry :/

designedlikedice 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:56

If I was her, I would have made you pay and THEN dumped you. js

peanutbutterfly 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 14:10

maybe she was planning on breaking up with you later but saw this as the perfect opportunity

doctorskully 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 14:11

#11: The dollar sign goes BEFORE THE FRICKING NUMBER OP, that sucks. Sucks that it wasn't turkey or something equally good.

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