By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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itsgen 16

no #74 33 is rite ur just a dumb ass

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frootloop25 0

Hey, it's 12 inches. I don't blame her. ;]

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Skinny89 0

Is it just me or do many fmlers get broken up with at Subway? I'm keeping my distance from the place. Frootloop25, that was genius

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sophiepento 0

Im surprised at the increasing amount of subway break up FML's on here.

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DangerousBabee 0

She was probably embarrased once she realized the sub was bigger than your dick. FYL.

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katanphetamine 0

from the FML it sounds like she was pissed u never pick up the tab and broke up with you over it.

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poopookaka 0

wow man, that sucks.. no offence but she sounds like a bitch to me. and even if she wanted to break up with you , she couldve done it somewhere private, no? and k obviously she didnt break up with him over a ham sandwich :/

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