By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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jessicasquash 0

you probably deserved it if that was your first reaction.

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MCofpwnage 0

Wow...your girlfriend is so mature...fail

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AJComix 0

I hate to say it, but this was literally done before, on this site. Turkey last time though.

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kelther 0

pretty sure it wasn't because of a ham sandwich

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Beesh 0

Look, short buss clan, the VIEWERS moderate. Hence the "Moderate the FMLs" at the top of your screen.

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anonymousemous 0

My girlfriend and I... If you're not going to say "Me was buying..." then you need to use "I". Please people. This is stuff they should have taught you in grade school.

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idrivefast 0

I'd do that, as a joke. Not so much of a break up line

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ammali 0

Well, that's a lame way to break up with someone. What a bitch :o

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