By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
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BussellRishop 0

should have gotten the meatball marinara, then it's worth it.

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hsdffk 0

....sigh yeh thats kind of sad not gonna lie... maybe yur ham wasnt good enough for her

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mattmag 0

[Insert joke about penis size and 12" sub]

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MGW501 2

must have been a strong bond between you two.......

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djspazy 0

You mean you got broken up over a 5 dollar foot long.

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bonafidehustler 0

Would you rather have had her buy her sub before she dumped you?

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_pk_ 0

What an idiot. She didn't even have the guts to say it before. I hate people like that.

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isummonyou 0

So many of these FMLs are just because people are apparently surrounded by others lacking any sort of tact or social skills. Sorry, (wo?)man.

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amazons 0

Your girlfriend sounds really immature.

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jillz 0

Maybe your hesitation in saying "together" and your willingness to let her pay for her own sub, *possibly* evidenced by slow wallet retrieval were the driving inspirations for the break up? FYL because maybe you were cheap. FYL because maybe she was a bitch. Either way, it's FYL.

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cough 0

ah, nothing like the wonderful moment when you realize your girlfriend doesn't love you anymore

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Silas_fml 0

Funny, I thought most relationships ended over small meat..

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