Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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grimmelok 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:43

Why is everyone giving the OP a hard time about having Pizza Hut in his/her contact list? I have all kinds of delivery services in my cell...Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Thai food...yum...

Wafflerake 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:44

I think the REAL problem here is the amount of money it would have cost you to send your nudie texts to everyone on your contacts.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:47

I hate how people just because they don't have a phone that has a "send all" option they automatically assume no one does. Hello, not everyone has the same type of phone in the friggin' world people. Also, I always forget my local pizza place's number so I saved it on my phone. Same thing here.

youfailSOhard 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:53

THIS MADE ME LAUGH, BUT YDI. Hope you get a raise for that.

aznbillybob4sho 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:56

LOL, pizza hut doesn't receive texts(:

Caayouteepie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:58

ha there was something that happened like this on the radio.

breaksprinter_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:06

Pizza Hut can't receive your photo, it's a landline.

Jmtsis96 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:10

Wow. Maybe u gave the pizza hut person a boner!.....hrm.....

crazysk8guy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:13

Looks like ur getting free pizza 4 life!

Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:56

Pizza hut employe : wink wink

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