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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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helllllllo_9 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:49

HAHAHAH, TOTALLY YDI.

jesusbabi14 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:56

LOL that is hilarious now u no never 2 do that again!!!!!!

1234five 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:59

How...?

jesusbabi14 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:03

OK ppl some of u sound really retarded, just cause he has pizza hut on his cell phone who the hell cares. Its HIS phone, DUH

HeyitsPheddy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:04

This is so awesome. I love you. Can I get a pic too?

whatthemuck 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:18

Ahahahahah LOL @ 111

Dummie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:21

Well basically... FYL for being a dumb ass! Start thinking with your dick and your fingers don't work!!

getgo57 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:22

who the **** is that pathetic and retarded enough to have pizza hut on there cell. wow...just....wow

TheHighEndOfLow 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:22

you shouldn't have taken any ROFL you should have used msn

EcGyMz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:23

I read somewhere that accidently sending a message to your all your contacts happens to most people eventually. Too bad it happened at such a bad time though.

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