Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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zoombabwee 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:38

Haha this made me laugh pizza hut must have loved that I agree with you LOL

sBqOuMaBd 9

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:41

You have never heard of unlimited texting? its an amazing thing... it cost about $19 a month... you never run out... for someone like you though.. I would at minimum Charge you triple for living in a cave while the world grew up...

supaj76 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:44

At least Pizza Hut can't receive picture messages.

frozenpandaman 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:03

I liked the 'and Pizza Hut' bit. Hahaha

tomberryboy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:17

Dude I agree but u also deservebit cuz how do u manage to sent it to everyone.but I said I agree.so sorry

Cali_Chick 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:36

LMAO

Mandaxo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:48

HAHAHA ! Oh I'm sorry but thats ******* hilarious !!

sadiesykes 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:03

yeeeouch hope you're not underageeee

blobxmaster13 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:11

man im loling at fmls again. XD. hullareeuss mawn. XD.

pinkfloydd77 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:13

that pizza hut thing made my day

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