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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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simsgirlgem 25

you dodged a bullet you don't want your future son to be stupid like her

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Jachin357 28

And the level of stupid just dropped, yet again.

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Calingaladha 21

Better than the half brain she would have passed on.

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HandDownManDown 5

Did she just blow in from stupid town ?

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shanson 22

I'm not sure what's worse, her stupidity or that she thinks having a gay child is the worst possible situation...

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Did you talked to her about that? If not I can see her having a surprise reaction, However she's shallow to say something so stupid. Good thing she's gone you would not want Someone so ignorant in your life. Maybe next time try to bring up that subject before you in too deep; that way you'll not your waste your time & energy.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Some times, you gotta work for the right result. And some times, like this story, the right result just falls into place. You're better off without that immature bitch.

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HollyQuinn 21

Jesus ******* christ, you're lucky then to be honest! What a dickhole.

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