This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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Top comments

toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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revolvearoundme 15

You really dodged a bullet there, you don't want your future children growing up with only half a functioning brain.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Hitler only had one ******** and he married his girlfriend. You are literally less desirable than Hitler.

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Mathalamus 24

i dont know if Hitler had only one ********. and that statement is very depressing.

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writerchic85 25

I don't think bringing up hitler would do much to plead ops case here

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

This comment was made in jest, which was obviously lost on the down voters. Oh well.

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BstMode 14

Well hopefully she never breeds, the stupidity here is simply staggering

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sweetbliss3 37

is that why people are gay these days? who knew?! good riddance to that one.

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ohsnapword 21

I think a more appropriate FML is that you were dating someone that dumb.

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flyingflies 36

I don't always agree to the aproach most people seem to take when talking about relationships on FML (dump her! break up with him!). But here I agree with my whole heart: you're better off without her!

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PickleOfLife 4

Well, either her stupidity/intolerance is truly staggering - or she just felt you were damaged goods, and said whatever came into her head to justify breaking up with you. I guess you could try explaining to her how testicles and childbirth actually work - just on the off-chance that her response w just an outburst ...

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leogachi 15

@26 I don't think Op should even bother with her anymore. If she thinks Op is damaged goods, he's better off without her anyway.

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dutchy86 20

Hitler had one ********... maybe you should try politics

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MonstreBelle 29

Mail her a thank you note for sparing your future children. Being gay isn't a bad thing, but being stupid is.

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