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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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Joshawott 21

Well, at least now your future kids won't have half a brain!

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guii_fml 24

Next time convince her that one breast disproportionately bigger than the other

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ZaiopePerSe 15

Now see, this is a good FML, no whining about things that barely affects you, just a good old, this thing has brought me grief. I am so sorry for you sir, that must have been devestating. I do wish to thank you for the most fml-worthy fml I've read in ages though.

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rubysoho423 16

Be glad she's gone. She's sounds like an insensitive idiot.

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pedinhuh 23

Just be glad she left you, what a stupid *****

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mld4657 28

New studies show men with low testosterone are.... really just men with low testosterone.... Sorry o.p. but at least you skipped that gene pool

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legendof90 14

The stupidity is funny

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kansmich 8

what a ******* dumbass. you don't need people like that in your life.

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