Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening...

By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Wakey wakey

By DanJames24 - 24/05/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML

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Sexy morning

By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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Fire!

By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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I've not been arrested, I swear!

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 08:01

Today, police knocked on my door in middle of the night. They said there was a fire in one of the houses in our street, so they were evacuating houses. They wouldn’t let me go back and get dressed. As I was only in my underwear, they told me I could wait in their car. FML

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By GasFromThePast - 24/11/2018 16:40 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML

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Nutfirecracker

By Akashi - 22/07/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML

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What's going on?

By wahhh - 08/08/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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HumansSuck 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:31

Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:26

Thats a mood killer right there.

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Rursus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:44

I hope you made a pun like "flames of passion" to save face.

mumafiedmustangs 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:57

and thats when you say thanks babe you set my world ablaze lol no but that had to be the best

Aish_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:35

And as previously stated, if you were playing the music so loud you couldn't hear the alarms or sounds of a commotion, your neighbors were probably setting you on fire...

melissasmile21 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:59

wouldve been better if you were doing something kinky. now that would be an FML (:

monkyepum 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 11:10

I say F the firemen's life. XD

member0987654321 0

Friday 10 July 2009 10:04

awwwwwwwww shit sonnnn the last part sounds liek the lryics to a song sor something hahahahhaha a nd ahhahahhahahaha to number one twenty twoo

Blarfles 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 11:43

Wow, that's HOT!

cmac86 23

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:35

was the sex that hot?

FunkiiX 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 23:56

(8) Your Sex Was On Fire (8) Lool Well, at least he came and saved ur life, if they hadnt came u wuld have died in the fire, so it culd have been worse.