By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

Remove the underwear. No more wedgie! Solving problems one at a time.

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

You know, there's this magical thing called sleeping, and it's commonly done in a bed. But that doesn't matter, because if you're in bed with someone, it's all about sex, right?

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Comments

Friendzonian 0

Still a better love story than twilight

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butterflyz1961 2

It's not always about you.

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waldofarmboy 0

Really people? Use some common sense!! "Stuck her hand under the duvet." It's not gonna mean cat!

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Jdewoody 0

What straight guy uses the word duvet?

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dogpup4 23

Argh, people are ignorant, use Google instead of just saying "durr wuts a duvet".

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bbettell22 0

No guy should know the word duvae

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5t3ff1k4h 44

"Duvet" is spelled right in front of your face. How did you pull off spelling it "duvae"? SMH

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Swayla 8

Who the hell still gives hand jobs??? lmao!

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