By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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Blackmail111 9

Atleast she swallows...

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el_paso_guy89 0

"HER" little bro. Read slower next time.

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mb1616 0

is it really that serious ? ... geez fall back people.

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willowella 4

why does it matter that he said your instead her. douche!

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

because it is not OP's brother. so saying your is implying that it is OP's brother.

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jasminea 0

he was worried for you. cannibalism is a very natural thing these days.

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cupcake567 0

why would he eat his girlfriend?

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RandomPotato 0

It's true. Never eat babies. They taste like fish.

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RandomPotato 0

23- Maybe he was hungry. You never know. *shrugs*

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mk58 31

They taste like fish, but smell sooo good. Mmmmm, baby powder.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

but fish taste good.. maybe I'm a cannibal.. :o

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

obvious 23 has never gotten laid before bc he doesn't get the joke that implied here

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dreamering 16

Was that suppose to be a polite way of saying: "******* each other"?

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Souners 3

At least she swallows; you on the other hand? FHL

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stepho14 0

awwww how cute :3

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canttouchthis90 0

pedophiles now a days!

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Barbarossa_fml 0

TIL 24 is the new 50...

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ayooBrandon 12

age ain't number but a number

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TheKunitzShow14 6

he was talking about the stuffed animal duhh

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k8izgr8_fml 0

"age ain't number but a number." mmmm well said 133

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Souners 3

Was definitely talking bout the stuffed animal. one monkey I'd like to spank. O_o

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woahwoahwow 9

at least he didnt say "mom, she's swallowing him!"

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barlessprison 16

And a little while later, "MOM THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BED AND IT'S GOING TO EAT THEM!". YDI, locks were invented for a reason.

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KickItHigh 32

Most people who live in a house with their parents will not usually get the master bedroom with the lock... They should block it with a dresser or a chair.

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barlessprison 16

Retract your claws #35, no need to be rude. Sorry I come from a place where locks are generally found on all doors okay?!

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YFDIOP 0

35 ur pic is fake ive seen like 40 pedos on fb w the same pic

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bebe088 0

59 your dumb af. look me up df. Amber McKinley.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

59, who cares? 49, what claws. The child was simply stating a fact. Oh, and I can give you a ticket to NY, but not for your left leg. I have something much more beautiful in mind. >:-) Your right leg, please and thank you.

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Kirashai 9

barlessprison, If there were no bars in your prison, would you really need locks?

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proxxX069069 7

seen this pic on a website lol

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proxxX069069 7

lol **** you your a ******* stupid ass little kid i bet ,hahah. ---> also your a ******* fake soo doesn't really matter what you have to say. & I agree w barlessprison, I come frm a place with Locks on most of the doors in my home, no need to get feisty broad suck on a chode with your fake-ness

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RandomPotato 0

That makes it sound worse than it actually was...

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