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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

Some love you guys have....

Comments

ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:45

touché

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:16

Literally.

green_kitty 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:52

I wouldn't play any more games with your girlfriend. She plays dirty.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:57

wow, your gf clearly doesn't get a joke. what she did was a little extreme.

MattPDX 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 17:38

Oh come on, be a man. Girls like guys that can take a little abuse. That's why we're gnarly as **** and they're fragile and petite and pretty and shit. Honestly, I think it was hilarious and I'm jealous I don't have a gf that cool.

whitewoods 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:38

I feel like you might change your mind about how "cool" she is once you were the one on the ground writhing in pain and bleeding like it was your time of the month. That'd be like a girl liking her boyfriend backhanding her to end an argument. Life isn't like an eminem and rhianna song.

sarapsosis 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 19:02

128- lmao

F14Shado 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:58

YDI for failing a cup check.

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:00

Jeez woman, they're gonna drive us all crazy one day!!

valerioparis 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:07

What? Are you in pre-school or sth?

xMRxLAMAx 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:27

Win

MakaylaCommisso 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:09

don't talk back next time >=)

hunter1BOOM 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:09

do your balls love her too?

Evan318 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:12

probley not hahaha

xMRxLAMAx 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:24

no? That would mean that you win? If you actually forgave her for kicking you in the crotch? I'd say you'd love her more... That and you didn't abuse her for no reason(that we know about, at least) ...