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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

Some love you guys have....

Comments

vragr 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:22

this is full of win lmao!

chrstygrl06 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:23

Tell her now you can't have her kids and kick her to the curb!

paigeorpage1 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:41

WHAT THE FFFIN HE'LL? it was just a funny joke!! whyd he dump her over somthing so miner??

Tempuser117 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:05

minor*

ligerzero459 24

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:40

Kicking a guy in the balls is never a joke

titan87 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:09

Let me attach some balls to you and then I'll kick the shit out of them and we will see what's so funny.....

WereKitty27 1

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:16

Kicking a guy in the balls is one of the most hurtful things you can do to him. I'd personally prefer to be stabbed, or shot.

fthku 13

Monday 4 April 2011 10:38

#99, are you a complete moron? Kicking a guy in the balls, as stated, is extremely hurtful, but that is not the main reason you should never do it (unless threatened). Kicking in the guy in the balls can cause serious, and permanent damage. Kicked hard enough (or even just moderately), men could: Throw up, pass out, get Hernia, testicular torsion, the ******** could rupture, permanently destroy sperm production cells (Which DEFINATELY happened to OP, since even just a slight hit causes this).. and many more. How very funny.

threer 30

Monday 28 October 2013 0:58

OP is obviously lying about her kicking 'as hard as she could'. How would he know? He probably wants sympathy.

Awahso 25

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:25

hot

PeteyPablo12308 20

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:27

Perfect. Thanks for the idea op. Well actually the op's girlfriend.

TinyDude 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:28

Girls never did take losing lightly anyways.

ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:48

that's just how we roll.(:

kittykat1497 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:02

they see us rolling they hatin'

TinyDude 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:30

Our balls needs some air D; stop doing that.

matt1990 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:37

GENIOUS IDEA: punch her in tha boob, once u guys get over tha..whatever u guys are doing.. console her. ur peaches hurt and her booby hurts. caress eachother. a win win situation! im a genious.