By Unknown - 07/02/2014 14:18 - United States - Lamoni

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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML
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macystar 14

Well, look on the bright side. Technically you're still a virgin. So she can still be your first.

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WCARlover 34

You should be happy that your first time wasn't when you were drunk, so now you can make it special!

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fuggotmuggot 14

You guys were drunk anyways, so try again soon.

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carecow 16

Cheers on having a hilarious virginity story rather than the typical "It was horrible" one!

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macystar 14

It is funny, but still horrible. I would never want to tell people that story.

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steve31789 8

Now you have to do it in the couch, only fair, you can't lead the couch on like that

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kumarina 35

Later on, this would be something you'll laugh about

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MsKatieFace 11

I think that's actually cute, just need her to give you a guiding hand and hey, it makes it very memorable to both of you.

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