Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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You deserved it 7 375

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 804

By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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You deserved it 499

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

Newbie21 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:53

well is it? lol

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sophhhhh 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:22

it's alright if she's super loose I guess...

giani73 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:07

ahaaa thats sad..ive had to ask the same question!!! you guys gotta know what youre doing!

Kelly_Kelly 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:03

Aw, :) Ydi for not having Viagra.

wappa 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:38

asians do have small dicks. I met some guy who was bragging about his 16cm, when hard, dick. this was in tokyo. also, is it not said that koreans have the smallest average in the world?

Tylerfmlll 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:07

maybe it was like throwing a bananna through a hallway so...yea

bkelly6969 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:23

maybe she was just playing wth you..

caffeinatedaspir 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:16

That's when you say "I was just thinking the same thing, I just thought it was your big cavernous ******"

post_insanity1 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:40

#87 is a genius

getback43 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:07

that sucks just stick it in again and see what happens man

Xxs0xfLyxDrzxX 5

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:48

lmao that sucks alot

dman1018 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:36

OP is probably asain

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