Love: Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's... - FML

By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 3 565

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 7 813

Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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You deserved it 8 453

How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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You deserved it 282

By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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You deserved it 55 731

Clothes Shire horse

By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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You deserved it 148

Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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You deserved it 6 823

Online shopping strikes again

By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00

Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML

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You deserved it 2 045

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infantrygirl 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:08

I'm a moron. That is all.

Haelous 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:08

@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.

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PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:18

Is this supposed to justify gaining excessive amounts of weight just because you're in nesting mode? Sounds like an unhealthy relationship from the start.

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:25

No, you've been brainwashed to think that processed food and excess pounds are "healthy".

rawrmeansiloveu 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:11

Not even pesa! I'm not even close to that and I think fat people are disgusting but 12 is not almost plus size!

spongemuffin 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:31

I hope you aren't complaining dude. There's NOTHING wrong with a size 12 and be grateful. It means she loves you and is comfortable with you

spongemuffin 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:35

Asshole

worthbeads 0

Monday 5 December 2011 0:33

Beauty isn't all just a vain attribute. It's there so people can find healthy partners who will produce successful offspring.

theycallmeloco87 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:17

Nice FUPA for you to play with

monkey27 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:40

Wish I was a size 12 psshh

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:53

Wow you're a chauvanistic pig. Big deal, so she's gained weight. Size 12 is the size of the average American woman these days, be grateful she isn't one of those morbidly obese people. And even then, if you really cared about her, it wouldn't matter what size she was. You sound like an ass and I hope she dumps you for your narrow-minded ways.

thatguyyx 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 6:23

That's not bad or good. Personally I wouldn't like it unless it was a health problem. Lazy people are kinda irritating tbh.

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