By HazingNight - 02/07/2014 20:46 - United States - Minnetonka

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML
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HazingNight 4

funny cause that's not even close to her name. why seek attention. and BTW i just found out she has a learning disability

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EverestMelting 23

Well about 14% of people living in Italy speak French but other than that, I don't know what else I can give her for that.

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BadApple88 29

Stupid people. Stupid people everywhere

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howsthisforaname 34

Another child left behind. Buy her a globe and one of those children's books that explain which contrys speak what language. I'm sure she's a nice person under the layer of ignorance.

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Compgeek1996 5

And maybe someone can buy you a spelling book. *countries

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leroyyyjenkins 10

Maybe it's too much for you to spell right. Beauty isn't everything. Being smart isn't everything. Don't be so shallow.

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corn_flake 19

I wouldn't take that box of rocks with you to Italy lol

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simsgirlgem 25

explain to her its Italian not French that is spoken if she refuses to believe you dump her as you don't want that in your kids gene pool

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fightingkittens 39

Oui, moi aussi, mais est-ce que tu habite en Italie? Je ne fais pas, et si tu as fait, je suis sûr que tu parlerais italien aussi. La plupart des gens qu'habitent là-bas parlent italien, parce que c'est la langue nationale. L'indice est dans le nom. Which is to say that I speak French too, but I don't live in Italy, and if this person lived in Italy they probably would speak Italian too, seeing as it's the national language. Clue's in the name.......

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MidnaLink 33

Not always. It's not like the national language of Pakistan has a similar name, like Finland to Finnish.

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slipstreak 10

She went full retard, man. Never go full retard...

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

OP mentioned above that she has a learning disability so it's most likely that a simple correction is much more logical than just leaving her.

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FMLworthy5000 21

Smack her in the face with an Italian dictionary?

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