Love: Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas....

By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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I love that for you

By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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rhiannahoward14 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:13

Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.

kameron018 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:07

Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!

Comments

apcsox 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:26

"Today my **** of an ex-girlfriend...." There. Fixed that for ya :D

HoboMeth 33

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:26

Get with your ex girlfriend and send pictures to your soon to be ex

axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:44

To the Bahamas? Bad enough. From Denmark? Makes it even worse. FYL OP. You can find someone better than that

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:50

I guess she can't let go...I wonder how long this was planned for

logicrules 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:00

Wait till she gets back, **** her then dump her when's she's still lying on her bed. You never know when your going to get it next and at least it'll make you feel better.

hjds4n5 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:21

As Snoop Dogg once said, what you should do to her is drop it like it's hot!

Bragi 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:36

Ex?

jonks95 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:39

correction new bf

MandySkittles 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:58

'probably single'? Unless you're in an open relationship this behavior is totally unacceptable - grow a pair and tell her it's over. You know EXACTLY for what reason they're going on that cruise together, and it's totally disrespecting you. Being single is so much better than being in a relationship where your partner doesn't care about your feelings, they're going to be banging that entire trip and if you don't say/do anything that's essentially giving her permission. Do you really want that?