By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19

Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.

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kameron018 18

Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!

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hardy24 9

That should give you enough time box all her stuff up or pack up your stuff (if yall are living together)

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creeperdevon 18

This is hilarious to me, because I'm going on a cruise soon with my family and girlfriend in a few days haha. But the fact that this event happened to you is not funny

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meowmeowmeow23 3

Would love to see a comment from the author.

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goldcock19 9

Forget about telling her it's over OP, that pretty much goes without saying and u would just be giving her more ammo to say it already was over. U should just find a new girlfriend/fuckbuddy and move on before that bitch gets back from her cruise. Whatever u do, DO NOT give her the satisfaction of dumping u after this shit.

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ASeeR 14

wow did not see that coming.. sorry for you OP .. you deserve better

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thatsme293 28

How little some people care for others feelings amazes me. Hope your next girl is better op

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