Ouch.

Better luck next time hey!! Cheer up:D!!

When she pays you back your half, leave so she has to pay the rent by herself

Move in anyway, and find a roommate to split expenses with you.

Move in anyway. You paid for half of that apartment, so you have the right to live there. Take the better bedroom (if there is more than one) walk around with your junk hanging out, even if her parents come for a visit, live like a slob everywhere in the place except for your room, eat all the good stuff in the fridge, play COD till all hours of the morning, have all YOUR friends over whenever you want. Just one word of caution, prepare for retaliation -- get a strong lock on your bedroom door, don't leave anything of value laying around for her to snag and just be careful in general. I know it sounds like a sucky way to live, but a thousand bucks is a thousand bucks. Oh and if the opportunity arises, get her drunk, **** her in the ass and finish with a Filthy Sanchez!

What a bitch

Stay with as her roommate, and have loud, marathon sex sessions with ugly girls every night. It would be cliche for you to bang a hotter girl to make her jealous, but I think banging a whole herd of uglies would **** with her head even worse.

If ya can take your name off the agreement, if ya cant make her life hell!!

If you dot get to move in sue the apartment complex. They took a deposit from you so they have to let you move in. Make her life hell. ********** on her pillows. Wipe your ass with her bathrobe. Label everything even food with your name and call the cops everytime she touches anything of yours. You CAN get her kicked out

Somehow i think his demands will fall on deaf ears. It didnt say she paid her half. She might have done the Harold Holt and pissed off far away!!