By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
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ICastillo 24

Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.

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kyleu 0

**** her best friend. In her bed. And cum on her pillow

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HerrBawl 4

Ooh, and wipe your ass on her cashmere sweater!

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murfasa 8

In the same apartment. Don't forget to be loud while she's home.

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challan 19

Call the landlord and the bank Op. she probably won't qualify for the apartment on her own, and the stop payment on the check is worth the money, time and effort. Better to cause a scene now then live with that for the next year.

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vcapelo 19

Just stop paying the rent and let her do it!

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fmessiah 19

Are cheques still commonly used in America at this time?

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xStaciexLynnx 15

All the time.

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whiterabbit420 4

27- for things like security deposits, down payments, paychecks, birthday gifts from distant relatives, etc... yeah they're common. But most people pay bills online and use a debit/credit card for everyday purchases

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fmessiah 19

Oh ok, I haven't seen a cheque book in years in the UK or Australia, was just curious

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forever_new 3

Well the good thing is at least you know now, before you moved in together.

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oneFUCKINword 8

Correction. YOUR new apartment! She broke up with you, you should keep it. And If that doesn't work, walk around naked all the time, drink straight from the carton, and bring girls over regularly... She'll be out of there in no time.

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white16sox 19

The payment was for his half, meaning they split the payment and will be living together until the end of their contract.

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lifeisgoodso 2

haha, u r a bad guy but i like ur idea ; but watch out, girls are also good at fighting back ... then this apartment will be a battle field between them.. haha

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oneFUCKINword 8

I am a girl haha and yes, girls play dirty, but they're also more emotional then guys generally, so they're easier to crack generally speaking..

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iFizzgig 11

Generally. Yes of course

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noisebox 1

Or give it to her anally without lube

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_oneofakind90 0

That is terrible. I suggest being a complete asshole to her now.

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HerrBawl 4

I wonder if OP's name is on the rental agreement, if not, he may be SOL

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