Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By franzia - 25/09/2021 14:00

Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML

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By outofluckatcollege - 27/08/2016 07:33 - United States - Lewisville

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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VoteForTaco 8

Wednesday 23 May 2012 12:08

Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 12:04

Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.

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mfayem 15

Thursday 24 May 2012 10:06

Then kick her ass out!

crazyjemjem 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 14:04

If you are on the lease. Stay.

aJaguarinRed 9

Thursday 24 May 2012 16:54

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT be an asshole roommate to this girl. She will screw you over so bad your balls will hurt for 5 long years. Trust me, I knew one of these girls. She will leave the apartment and you will have to pay for everything. Sorry, OP. It's hard to admit these idiots have two x chromosomes.

philliesfan983 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:10

Judge Judy!

ceedub24 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:30

What a wench! Do everything you possibly can to make her life a living hell!!!! I feel for ya bro! :(

topotamadre 2

Friday 25 May 2012 4:08

same here, i just got a plane ticket to Dubai to go see her for 10 days that cost me over 600eur....everytime we skype its me talking and her saying oh shit i gotta go now

kemando 22

Friday 25 May 2012 6:31

Well, doesnt mean you cant live in the apartment, you paid half right? You have every right to live there. Regardless of whether or no you are together, try to force her out?