By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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MaraDolce 0

Well #9 that's why you take a pin and poke all the way through the package...

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ashole1990 10

done this before eh?

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ashole1990 10

smart girl [i assume]

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redbluegreen 40

Sometimes people like playing world destroyer while they're bored in Wal-Mart.

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MaraDolce 0

haha definitely a girl, idk about being smart...lol

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zeeky 0

your girlfriend broke up with you and all you care about are condoms? YDI

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no1askdu 5

sounds like you need some more condoms...

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_Noon_ 0

It's pretty lame that you asked for them. If I were your ex-girlfriend I wouldn't give them back either.

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Velorium 0

Stupid idea to ask for them back, so you're definitely just whining. She's definitely a cheap bitch for keeping them to bang the other dude she cheated on you with though.

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_Noon_ 0

Ehrm, no. #20. But your life will go on anyway, and eventually you'll get over it.

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YouSoDeservedIt 0

Look in the bright side - at least you were using condoms. (I'm sure if this cockdepository hasn't caught something yet, she will.)

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di3zel_fml 0

eee... you really asked her to give them back to you... HAHA no wonder your life sucks.. you're probably the reason it sucks..." can i have the condoms back? " lol? l.a.m.e

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Livyxx 0

woww fakee muchh, this is a repeatt exactlyyy on the last page seriously how lame can you actually be you have to make up a fml to get one the site gett a lifeee buddyy.

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mzbosii 0

be thankful she's using condoms so you won't catch some shit from her!!! you deserve better!! no one deserves to be cheated on!!! you'll find someone better

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