Break-ups and Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly...

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/08/2021 18:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:18

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

kitfoxmedia 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:51

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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betsy5 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:05

go date your ex's mom. (; but seriously. that's disgusting. i feel bad for you.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:37

so get with her mom and you could all double date

boltman24 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:10

that's messed up..what a piece of shit

hayhay4 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:43

sounds kind of like American beauty!

McFail_fml 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:42

this reminds me of a Fresh Prince of Bel Air where uncle Phil stole one of Wills girl in a fantasy

ShutYourFace_ 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:51

haha, smut.

JaquanKennedyFML 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:14

smut?

mizzleshizzle 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:56

have sex with your dad to get her jelous, it's the right thing to do.

CharlotteRx 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:10

Threesome ? hahaha, eww... FYL. Do the horizontal mambo with your ex's mommy

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:35

What's the problem? Let your dad support the bitch and you **** your stepmom on the side. When your dad croaks, take the inheritance money and really stick it to your stepmom/girlfriend.