By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

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kitfoxmedia 0

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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Flamersplamer 0

Selling ground-to-dad missles, $422,102.55 each, 100% kill rate, 99.9% chance of right target.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I'll give you $15, a black-eyed pea, a roll of floss, and this empty milk carton as a down payment. May I pay the rest with a stolen credit card I got from Boise, Idaho?

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dudeitsdanny 9

I'll trade you an arm flailing inflateable tube man for one..

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CRUZs_GURL1 0

Your ex is a trashy dirty ***** and your dads going to end up with an std for picking up trash like that haha lol

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Sekococo 0

@52 oh no you got caught in the comment trap R.I.P dgv

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heartlessagony 0

Wow...how does your mom feel? :P

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Morphs 0

Fyourlife because your dad didn't pass his skills with women on to you..

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Junior288 0

Nah...I'm 22 my GF is 21 and my dads 43 so it's totally legal. My dad makes a ton of money and is single so she's just a golddigger lookin for a sugar daddy.

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Junior288 0

Yeah...I posted the FML without an account then made one so I can post on the replies

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oNikkio 0

Well, at least you found out before you became serious with her.

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nolimits 0

Turn gay, that'll teach him.....wait, he'll just steal your boyfriend, never mind :(

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