By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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greenltrn2003 0

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

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kitfoxmedia 0

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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blastvortex 3

Maybe she left you because you're not standing up to your father? Or maybe it's because your only visible reaction is to whine about it on a blog to people you don't even know? First, grow a spine. Second, renounce your family. Why you would tolerate any of this at all is beyond me....

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suckmysarcasm 10

sabotage them. tamper with his condoms and her birth control so he will be stuck with a baby then he definately will feel like crap for stealing her from you. then you bail and leave them in their destruction. ^^

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Zanzig 0

ur dad sounds like the coolest guy alive

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tori121 0

your ex is a ***** and your dad is a perv check his email he probably stalks 11 year olds on the Internet

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patriotblue 0

ouch. cockblocked by ur dad. that's gotta hurt. what a douscebag.

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Miley_Virus 0

i say you sleep with yr mom..oh wait thats incest..oh well that will show em ;D

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toxicavenger89 0

lol ur dads a dick. and a pimp....

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wafiq 0

haha! i tell that to my friends who takes my seconds.

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539533 0

eewww.. you must not get your looks and charming ways from your dad.!!

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