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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3

Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

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DjeePee 24

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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Serafie 0

She probably wanted to break up for a while and this was just her (dumb) way of finally getting to it. Sucks either way man, good luck with that.

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Fail_05 0

If she breaks up with you because of an awkward fart... Shes too young for you bro.

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Raditude 0

Thats why you should date cool girls you are comfortable farting around and vice versa.

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MJJ5809 9

wow, real strong relationship you had going there

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jvc836 3

What? Why would someone break up with someone over something like that! Try saying that ten times fast

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lovelyxpinay 2

she must of been so embarassed that she had to break up with you.

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