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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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TheFinestWannabe 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:57

Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

DjeePee 24

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:21

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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daydreamer244 13

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:27

wowz

Leota_fml 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:42

Obciouslt she's just plain stupid. -_-

genesisxd 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:26

It's probably good to avoid someone that stupid

scottgeo 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:28

Give her a dutch oven to show you didnt mind.

MrRuffyboots 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:14

I don't know, this smells pretty fishy to me...

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:24

Did it stink ?

erinbella 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:05

haha thats soo weird

erinbella 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:16

wait...i thought it said that she broke up with you because you were to akward about it lol hahaha

hotpinkpepsi 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:39

lmfai

JACKPOT4444 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:08

If I saw her I would burp and say that's a sign we should get back together.

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