By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3

Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

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DjeePee 24

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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cwhit2012 0

Shouldnt have been such a dick about a natural thing

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minnx 1

Omg lol what the heck? XD

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bubo_fml 10

Did she say "pull my finger" first?

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xocutexofunnyxo 5

I bet the real reason why she dumped you wasn't as funny

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ThatSpartanChick 0

Mi bf tries to get me to fart in front of him cause he thinks its hilarious -_-

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Wynthos 2

A personj that doesn't enjoy farting in your presence is not one worth keeping.

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Raheemdplayer 7

The first fart is always the most awkward, after that it's fine :L FYL

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HappyPickles 11

*sings* "The first fart is the deepest"... :o)

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, Look on the bright side, a little fart is essentially saving you from wasting your time with an insecure tool.

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