Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me...

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Zenn0 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:03

1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

mshafty 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:13

I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute. All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

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containsnosoy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:07

You're sneaking out in the middle of the night? I don't care what you're doing, what did you expect her to think? It's one thing to "sneak" around during the day, because you know what? It makes a hell of a lot more sense than leaving randomly in the middle of the night. "Oh, honey, I have to go to the grocery store" or "I'm going to hang out with Micheal" works a lot better than "Oh.. Hey honey.. Why did I leave in the middle of the night? Where was I? Uhhh...." Makes me wonder what kind of proposal needs to be planned not only in the middle of the night, but outside of your house in the middle of the night.

aback 4

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:20

Who were you planning it with, ******?

coolplanes 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:21

there are alot of fml's like this. it could all be avoided if the people just communicate.

Bazma 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:28

D: That hurt me...I'm sorry

decaturboizone6 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:18

this whole fml seems very fishy to me 1). like everyone has said why the hell are you sneaking out at night what are you doing at night that cant be done during the day 2). what reasonable person will break up with someone and not listen to the explaination why would she be so quick to judge maby she has had previous issues with you "sneaking out". 3). if you love her so much to propose to her then why did you let her go so easy, instead of fighting to prove your love you just kinda gave up and let her break up with you.

meenz 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:38

ouch

ohgosh_noooo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:46

you probably should have not planned it during the night time..

uhhheyy 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:19

some one isn't good @ being sneaky ......

Frank155 5

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:20

Tell her, come on

adonals 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:20

awe haha way to go... you should have found another time to plan it. Im sure if you explained that too her it couldnt be all that bad. If she loves you how mad can she get for you trying to propose??