Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me...

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Zenn0 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:03

1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

mshafty 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:13

I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute. All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

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perdix 29

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:24

I don't even know you and I think you are lying. Middle of the night to plan a proposal? Riiiiiggggghhhhhttt! Ring, knee, "Will you marry me?" Done! Catting around for some last-mintue action, that's what you were doing. Admit it!

tomwillkickyouin 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:40

dude everywhere you post you make a godddamn point

Ishki 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:48

God, 46 is right, you're goddamn annoying.

ElleJo15 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:29

if I were her i would let u explain at least

bad_luck_chic 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:34

awww

shaniascreams 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:37

Aweee D: That's horrible dude . You should tell her .

tomwillkickyouin 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:38

dude she was probably cheating on ya anyway and she knew that that's what she did so she thought you were cheating bro

blastvortex 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:40

Well, that sounds fishy, but being paranoid as she is, you could probably do better anyway. If you think about it though - since it does sound like you're living with her - this could've probably been an avoidable situation if you weren't both living in the same place. Wopz.

JustGines 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:44

A lot of girls don't listen to guys. They always go with what they think.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:49

What the hell could you set up in the middle of the night? A gang rape? Oh no, wait a minute you were building a marrage house right? Repainting a water tower to defend her honor? I give up.