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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

By thankskimi - 15/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 272

By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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You deserved it 5 216

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

Neottia 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:10

5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.

hamzy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:02

Depressing.. :( You'll find better!

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ironyoflife 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:26

sorry hun=[ that must suck. gold digging is the thing now.

ryangirrrl 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:49

wow. i think she just dates people who can give her cool phones, and now shes just working her way up the phone chain.

kbot 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:10

FYL for finding a carrier *****.

superkid 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:32

you got her a sidekick. he got her a iphone that everyone has. you own his gift ;)

movinup06 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:43

dang thats messed up but you can do better...I guess she's trying to raise the bar lol...she'll prob be with him for a minute..B-cuz what phone is out that is better than the i-phone?

camarofan 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:45

They are all ****** bitches...every one of 'em. Some are just worse than others :/

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:00

Don't think twice about that bitch. I've known my share of gold diggers and they make me sick. Just because this girl has a pretty face and is a good lay means nothing. Don't listen to any of these ass holes who say she trades up. It's a ******* phone. I say you go find her and Naomi Campbell her dumb ass. She deserves it and you ca do better.